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Bookkeeping for MISFITS

Bookkeeping Made for Chaos, Not Perfection

Forget the neat and tidy spreadsheets accountants expect. That’s not real life. You’ve got receipts stuffed in drawers, cash tips you haven’t logged, and QuickBooks screaming at you every time you open it. That’s where we come in. We don’t care how messy it is — we’ll take your disaster and turn it into clean, tax-ready books. Fast turnaround. No lectures. No bullshit.

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Experts at Fixing Chaos, Not Just Counting Beans

Any accountant can brag about being ‘accurate’ and ‘professional.’ That’s the bare minimum. What matters is this: when your books are a disaster, who’s going to fix them fast and tell you the truth? That’s us. We don’t drown you in fancy reports or waste your time in endless meetings — we clean it up and hand you numbers you can actually use.

With 20+ years of accounting experience, we’ve seen every kind of financial mess — bars with unreported tips, stylists who don’t track receipts, realtors on commission rollercoasters, and restaurants with payroll nightmares. We don’t flinch, we don’t scold, and we don’t bullshit you. We just deliver clarity, fast.

How Does It All Work

Running your business is already chaos. Getting started with us shouldn’t add to it. We keep it dead simple: no endless forms, no drawn-out onboarding, no bullshit delays. Here’s how it works

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